Tuesday, January 12, 2010

The Cream Commission


"Investigators of the IDF's Military Police Investigative Section have compiled a report with a clear conclusion: most of the Goldstone Report's charges, regarding the army's conduct in Gaza, are completely baseless" (Amir Buchbut in Ma'ariv, January 12, 2010). .

Thus spake the cat: You demanded an investigation – you got one! I appointed a commission of veteran investigators from the Investigative Cat Police and they reached a clear and unequivocal conclusion: I did not eat the cream, there had never been any cream to begin with, and besides - the cream is still right there on the plate. Enough with all the lies and fabrications of these anti-Semitic mice!